When traveling to Alabama to visit my family, Will and I usually stop at Guthrie's in Jackson, TN to get some great chicken tenders. On our last stop I picked up "The Talk of the Town" which is Jackson's free city flier. Here is a top 10 list from this flier:
TOP TEN REASONS REDNECKS RULE
1. (Yes it starts with #1!) Dinner can always be found on the side of the road.
2. Their belt buckles are considered valid I.D.!
3. With a little corn and water they can distill enough moonshine to quench any dry town!
4. They can spit with absolute accuracy.
5. Nothing compares to the luxury and freedom of a mobile home.
6. Bluejeans and flannel are always considered formal.
7. At least that rusty Pick-up's bought and paid for.
8. A mayonnaise jar doubles as a handy thermos.
9. A baseball cap is considered a fine substitute for combing your hair.
10. Tractor pulls and auto races serve as a fine meeting place for family reunions.
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13 years ago
And just FYI, Cheryl did the sudoku in that same flyer in less than 30 seconds. That would have to be reason #11 that rednecks rule: they have the easiest sudoku puzzles.
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