Friday, February 27, 2009
I'll Stop Complaining Now
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Aramaic
I am about to begin work on my second semester of Aramaic under Dr. Brian Aucker. We had a lot of fun last semester diving into to two grammars and working through the material together. It was wonderful to finally get a deeper look at the Aramaic sections of the OT (see below). Previous work in these sections had been limited to full reliance on commentaries and stumbling through on Hebrew cognate awareness. Obviously, being able to translate well these sections are helpful for good exegesis and working with the text, but there are other (bigger?) benefits for me.Being able to deal with Aramaic grammar and understand the issues relevant there have been immensely helpful in furthering my understanding of Hebrew. Most recently, it is being used to further inform my ongoing study of NW Semitic languages, specifically their valency.
So as I work through the grammars, I'll try to remember to post interesting points and discoverings.
The large Aramaic sections of the OT are:
Ezra 4:8-6:18 and 7:12-26
Daniel 2:4b-7:28
Jeremiah 10:11
Friday, February 20, 2009
One more theory
Freedom in China
You can read the original article here, but the text is here for convenience. I had a fascinating conversation with the two law students from Taiwan that I regularly meet with at WashU. They were very enlightening about freedom(s) in China and what actually gets reported. The bottom line: China is not free.(12-20) 07:40 PST BEIJING, China (AP) --
China has blocked access to the New York Times Web site, the newspaper said Saturday, days after the central government defended its right to censor online content it deems illegal.
Computer users who logged on in Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou received a message that the site was not available when they tried to connect on Friday morning, the paper said. Some users were cut of as early as Thursday evening, it said.
The Web site remained inaccessible from Beijing Saturday.
It was not clear if the move was meant to block specific content on the newspaper's Web site or if it was a return to stricter censorship of the Internet in general. Beijing loosened some media and Internet controls during the 2008 Summer Olympics — gestures that were meant to show the international community that the games had brought greater freedom to the Chinese people.
A spokesman for the Foreign Ministry said they do not deal with Web sites. The Ministry of Industry and Information Technology, which regulates the Internet, could not be reached for comment.
Earlier this week, Foreign Ministry spokesman Liu Jianchao defended China's right to censor Web sites that have material deemed illegal by the government, saying that other countries regulate Internet usage too.
During the August games, China allowed access to long-barred Web sites such as the British Broadcasting Corp. and Human Rights Watch after an outcry from foreign reporters who complained that Beijing was failing to live up to its pledges of greater media freedom.
The New York Times said Beijing had blocked the Chinese-language Web site of the BBC, and Web sites of Voice of America, Asiaweek, and Ming Pao, a Hong Kong newspaper, earlier in the week. But apart from Ming Pao the sites were all accessible Friday, it said.
Ming Pao's online site was still inaccessible Saturday in Beijing.
China has the most online users in the world with more than 250 million, but it has also put in place a sophisticated system to police Web sites for sensitive material and routinely blocks sites that support Tibetan independence or the region's spiritual leader, the Dalai Lama.
A spokeswoman for The Times, Catherine J. Mathis, told the paper that there did not appear to be a technical issue. Users in Japan, Hong Kong, and the U.S. were also not experiencing difficulties, the paper said.
Lewis Carroll IV
'I don't care about the colour,' the Tiger-lily remarked. 'If only her petals curled up a little more, she'd be all right.'
Alice didn't like being criticised, so she began asking questions. 'Aren't you sometimes frightened at being planted out here, with nobody to take care of you?'
'There's the tree in the middle,' said the Rose: 'what else is it good for?'
'But what could it do, if any danger came?' Alice asked.
'It says "Bough-wough!"' cried a Daisy: 'that's why its branches are called boughs!'
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Postgraduate Aspirations IX: Godly Hope
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Naughty ESV!
So I'm working on charting valency for the verb SWB and am noticing that the ESV has done a less than consistent job of translating occurrences of the verb. Very often, I've already found, it is in ellipsis/ellision with another verb or translated as an English light verb. Such a practice may be acceptable for any number of other verbs, but SWB? Really? With 1035+ attestations and obvious thematic import (i.e. Covenant, repentance, etc.), shouldn't the English reader be given every chance to see this verb throughout the OT? I think so. So I say to the ESV: "you are naughty on this one (but so good in so many other places); I'll keep you, but take this as a whippin'! It hurts me more than it hurts you...."
Monday, February 16, 2009
It's official
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Are you Obsessed?
Teaching 6th grade Sunday school this morning, I was explaining the force of Romans 6:1-2 and the optative that occurs there. I probably went a little far for the 12 year olds, but I felt it necessary to make sure they knew the difference between "ou" and "me genoita."As I neared the end of my excursis, one of them asked me (with answer already in possession, I'm sure), "Oh no, are you obsessed like my teacher at school who speaks Greek, Hebrew, Latin, Arabic and English?" I had no idea how to answer that, and so I simply said, "yes, I am, Josh; I'm obsessed." I suppose there are worse things to be obsessed with in the world, but did this 6th grader have to go and succeed in proving to me that I am a nerd, and an obsessed one at that? Oh well, at least I can drive and go to PG-13 movies! Ha!
Postgraduate Aspirations VIII: A Massive Fear
Postgraduate Aspirations VII: Reality Check
If I somehow go on to a PhD, there are enough roadblocks that would have been overcome to be able to undeniably say, "I'm doing this because the Lord wanted me here," and not be able to say, "I got myself here." If God wants me to go to more school--it'll have to be His work; I've cooperated to the best of my abilities.
Friday, February 13, 2009
Postgraduate Aspirations VI: Ohio State University
So, when I arrived home I was greeted with an envelope from OSU glaring at me from the mailbox. These were not to be sent out until mid-March, I understood, yet here it is; as I opened it I assumed that the early arrival was a bad sign.I read, however, that I have been unprovisionally and unconditionally accepted to the Near Eastern Languages and Cultures program in Semitic philology at OSU (this probably sounds like a curse to some, I realize that)! What I do not yet know, though, is anything about funding--that will have to wait until I contact and hear from a professor or two next week.
Now if I would only hear soon from Harvard and University of Chicago...and funding.
Stimu-less
My job has tainted the way that I look at government aid. For those of you who don't know, I have been working as a foster care case manager for the past 2 1/2 years. My entire case load consists of families that are living on my hard earned tax dollars. I get so frustrated and so sad when I think about all of the families that are stuck.... stuck living on free handouts... stuck because that's what their parents did.... stuck because they can be. Sometimes it seems appealing to me to live in an apartment that is free or very inexpensive. To be able to eat (the name brand stuff!) without having to pay for it. To be able to have free health insurance without having to work to earn it. To be able to have as many kids as I want without having to worry about how I'm going to provide for them. To be able to live without RESPONSIBILITY. Let the government be responsible!
But then I have to ask: Where's the dignity of a hard day's work? Why is the government making it so hard for these people to get unstuck? Why should they want to? Where is the motivation for "change"?
I don't claim to have the answers. I have some ideas that I think are pretty good ;) And I don't want Obama's job (but I don't want him to have it either!) All that I know is:
1. Debt is bad. Work is good.
2. Bigger (government) does not mean better
3. Nothing is free
4. God is bigger than all of this
5. (For some reason) God let Obama be president and I need to honor that. Instead of spending my energy complaining about him, I should be praying for him.
(I know that there are situation where people really need help and cannot work to support themselves. And, to be clear, I am not talking about those situations.)
So, I will continue to do what I know to be right. To work and honor the Lord in my work. To be thankful for and faithful with what I have been given. To pray for humility and against bitterness. To trust the Lord with the future. To be a witness in the world. To write Obama an impressive and persuasive letter... just kidding.
Just Go
You'll get the website once you go there and read some of the entries, and you will chuckle (and blush with embarrassment).
Postgraduate Aspirations V: Wisdom in Uncertainty
Last week, in real despair over the uncertainty, I told Cheryl how much I longed for a "simple life." I just want(ed) to live out my life with as few complications (read: "uncertainties") as possible, a simple life. I want(ed) to be a farmer or something, but I quickly realized that their lives are far from simple (read: "worry free"); they have weather, droughts, pests and a lot else daily threatening their livelihood.
So does a simple life exist? Can it? If so, what does it look like and can my life be simple now? Thinking through this, I was (once again) brought back to the idea of biblical wisdom and Covenant faithfulness. For all the complications of my life I alone am responsible--I've spun them. "What do I do now while we wait for answers?" The same thing I would do if I were not waiting at all or if we already had answers--live faithfully under God, loving Him above all else and loving those around me. A wisdom-filled life is simple. How the Lord must both smile and cry at once viewing all our inventions of complication.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
SBL II
Bring it!
NB: My wife says that no one will have any clue what I am talking about in this post. Please post a comment and prove her wrong (I have a new hammer awaiting me when I win this bet; I need a new hammer).
Lewis Carroll II
`Boots and shoes under the sea,' the Gryphon went on in a deep voice, `are done with a whiting. Now you know.' `And what are they made of?' Alice asked in a tone of great curiosity.
`Soles and eels, of course,' the Gryphon replied rather impatiently: `any shrimp could have told you that.'
`If I'd been the whiting,' said Alice, whose thoughts were still running on the song, `I'd have said to the porpoise, "Keep back, please: we don't want YOU with us!"'
`They were obliged to have him with them,' the Mock Turtle said: `no wise fish would go anywhere without a porpoise.'
`Wouldn't it really?' said Alice in a tone of great surprise.
`Of course not,' said the Mock Turtle: `why, if a fish came to ME, and told me he was going a journey, I should say "With what porpoise?"'
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Just for fun
TOP TEN REASONS REDNECKS RULE
1. (Yes it starts with #1!) Dinner can always be found on the side of the road.
2. Their belt buckles are considered valid I.D.!
3. With a little corn and water they can distill enough moonshine to quench any dry town!
4. They can spit with absolute accuracy.
5. Nothing compares to the luxury and freedom of a mobile home.
6. Bluejeans and flannel are always considered formal.
7. At least that rusty Pick-up's bought and paid for.
8. A mayonnaise jar doubles as a handy thermos.
9. A baseball cap is considered a fine substitute for combing your hair.
10. Tractor pulls and auto races serve as a fine meeting place for family reunions.
SBL Central States Conference
“Semantics of the Ambitransitive Hiph'il and Haph'el as Morphological Valency-Changing Mechanisms in Biblical Hebrew and Biblical Aramaic”
For more information, see the SBL Website.
Monday, February 9, 2009
Sunday, February 8, 2009
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Gen. 1-3 and Jer. 1-4: Reversing Reversal
Reading in Jeremiah, I was struck by a familiar sounding theme—APPKA. What an odd place to have found such a theme, I thought, until I considered it further. Jeremiah, just like the rest of Scripture is rooted in Genesis 1-3. So I began to explore and compare Jeremiah 1-4 to Genesis 1-3 and found some interesting interconnections.
Adamic Dominion
In Jeremiah 1:9-10, a strong taste of the dominion mandate exists: “Then the LORD stretched out His hand and touched my mouth, and the LORD said to me, ‘Behold, I have put My words in your mouth. See, I have appointed you this day over the nations and over the kingdoms, to pluck up and to break down, to destroy and to overthrow, to build and to plant.’” These are the words of the Lord spoken to Jeremiah. It seems evident that Jeremiah, in the office of a prophet, is about to embark upon his mission of serving as a new Adam. Like Adam, he is given the word of God, made a ruler, given powers of judgment, and restructuring role.
Adamic Multiplication
A tension builds in
Reversing Sin
At the beginning of chapter 4 of Jeremiah, there is a pattern set forth. That pattern is what occurs in repentance and what occurs because of it. In 4:1-2 it is said that returning to the LORD involves the removal of anything God finds detestable (i.e. sin, idols, etc) and the subsequent blessing and glorifying which comes through such repentance. So, there is here simply the familiar “Obey and I will (continue to) bless you” (cf. Gen
More “clues” about reversing sin are in verses 3-4 of chapter 4, spoken to
Interestingly enough, there too is the Covenant identity preceded by a reference to working the ground. The pattern is then this: Covenant membership introduced by cultivation of the ground. Jeremiah 4:3-4 follow this pattern: “Break up your fallow ground [. . . and] circumcise.” We should not be surprised that there is a difference in the content and lexical elements. In Genesis, it is “cultivate the ground.” In Jeremiah, it is “break up your fallow ground and do not sow among thorns.” “Fallow” ground? Thorns? Where are those in Genesis? The presence of thorns is reminiscent of Genesis 3 curses, and because the whole of Jeremiah has its historical context in the post-lapsarian age, fallow ground is a reference to the almost expected state in a lapsed covenant. Jeremiah here is then not only speaking of covenant renewal, but also of a reversal of sorts—going back through the cultivation mandate (which has seen neglect, hence its fallowness) and arriving yet again at a covenant theme, which is here circumcision.
Reversing Creation
Moving now further into the fourth chapter of Jeremiah, a different sort of reversal begins to develop—that of what sin and disobedience really is. It is not so explicitly set forth in the words that we may read an ontology of sin, but the general framework, in my opinion, is there; we may set our understanding of sin on that. In
Looking at
In those verses, there is a more than just an undertone of reversal—it is explicit. The “earth is formless and void,” the heavens “have no light,” there was “no man,” and “the fruitful land was a wilderness.” My goodness, it is as if time had been turned backward and Creation itself had been un-created! This is exactly what is being communicated here. Look at the flow of 4:22-26: Children which are not faithful judges, they do evil, and creation becomes desolate. Sound familiar? It should, it’s also the flow of Genesis 1-3. It is a failure and reversal of APPKA! But what does it tell us?
It tells us that the Fall—in all its disobedience, evil, and unfaithfulness—was a reversal of Creation. This is key for understanding sin (and by extension, repentance). Sin exists not in and of itself as a competing entity of evil, but only as that which opposes righteousness by seeking to reverse or undo righteousness. There is no great ball or package of sin out there and that is what we drink from or stain our souls with when we disobey God. Sin is not real. Yes I said it—sin is not real. Only righteousness is real, only righteousness and truth and goodness exist in any real sense. There are not two bars on the ontological spectrum—a righteous bar and a sin bar…and they are both racing ahead to beat the other bar to the “finish.” There is one path, one bar. Sin has only a real consequence, it is not real in and of itself, and it only has that real consequence because it is related to the realness of righteousness. Otherwise, sin would not be fundamentally ridiculous.
Righteousness is moving forward on that path, sin is moving backward on that path. To move backward, though, presupposes that there is space and direction in which to move; it presupposes previous forward movement (righteousness). There could be no sin without righteousness. There can be righteousness without sin, though. A lie is meaningless and not a lie without the truth it contradicts, yet a truth is true regardless of any lies contradicting it. Why is our God supreme? Because He is righteous. Why is He righteous? Because He is supreme. Why are we sustained by God even in our occasionally backwards living? Because, as we are told in Jeremiah
A Matter of Perspective (?)
To others, torah is a roof.
(By "torah" I mean the first five books of the OT, of course, but I also mean divine instruction about life in the Covenant.)
Friday, February 6, 2009
When the Bee Stings
As I watched, a thought occurred to me--why should I fear it stinging me at all? Why was that the first thought I had? Then, of course, I extrapolated my question and thoughts.
All too often, especially as good reformed Christians, we approach God out of particular, though wrong, avenues of experience. I often fear God's control over my life, or His judgment, or other of His activities which, like a bee, have brought pain at some past point. Realizing, however, that the bee's primary purpose is not stinging, but nectar collection, allowed me to critique my approach to God. Just as the bee's sting is not the purpose of the bee, neither is God's control or judgment His--the sting enables the bee's (here, in the abstract, collective sense) purpose to go forward despite opposition, so too with Yahweh.
If, in my thinking, I approach the bee as a stinging agent--I will be afraid and avoid him.
If, in my thinking, I approach God as a controlling/judging agent--I will be afraid and avoid Him.
If, however, in my thinking, I recognize that the bee is first and foremost a collector of nectar--I will happily allow him to go about his work and accept with no hatred his respected sting which at some point may be necessary.
If, however, in my thinking, I recognize that Yahweh is first and foremost a Covenantal God--I will happily allow Him to go about his work and accept with no hatred his respected control or judgment which at some point may be necessary.
Postgraduate Aspirations IV: Motivations
- It can assist language-learners and instructors in seeing the language and its issues (especially syntax) in predictable, clear systems.
- It can improve lexicographical method and output, producing more precise and usable semantic/pragmatic definitions for verbs
- It can, in general, help readers to read/translate with more consistency and with greater ease than is usually possible with the current offering of morpho-syntactic descriptions and lexicography.
- It is a field of research which has been highly active in English, German, Dutch and so-called "exotic" languages, but barely active as applied to any of the Northwest Semitic languages, especially Biblical Hebrew and Aramaic.
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Thursday, February 5, 2009
Lewis Carroll I
Lewis Carroll, Adventures in Wonderland
Bullet Video
Search "bullet video" on YouTube and you'll probably come up with the other six videos. Yeah, there are at least 7 different videos of this. I had a heck of a time picking just one to post. Enjoy!
Postgraduate Aspirations III: Aberdeen
So I thought, since it does relate to postgrad stuff, that I would go ahead and post some good news. I received an offer letter from the University of Aberdeen extending an unconditional offer to study. Pretty crazy to read something like that--even though it is what I have been working toward for the past year.
So does this mean we're going to Aberdeen? Well, maybe, but not definitely. It's the first step. I am working on securing funding via internal and external outlets at Aberdeen. We need a lot of funding for this to work, so it's still very much up in the air. But hey, I got accepted!
One step closer to that Aberdeen Divinity scarf....
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One of my worst enemies

Postgraduate Aspirations II
As I wait to hear back from my schools having now completed all applications, I have the feeling I did in 3rd grade. ...sitting two desks from that girl and passing a note, desperate to find out if she likes me too.
The last of the decision letters (does that sound cold to anyone else?) will be sent out in mid-March. Raise your glasses to hope!
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Wednesday, February 4, 2009
The Picnic Table

There is a certain picnic table on the campus of Covenant Seminary where my best friends and I sit. There, we chat, laugh, and toss ideas around. I have learned at that table at least as much as I have in classes (which is to say, a lot) if not more. It is just a table; it's not in a particularly scenic spot, not particularly comfortable, not particularly attractive. Yet, its where my friends convene...and that makes it a particularly great table.
Make like a tree....
So I began to think of things that I will miss about being at CTS. Here's a short list:
- Good assignments through which I learn a lot
- Nights at Dressel's with my buds
- Walking the halls with professors I admire and respect
- All-night snow sledding behind the Gator (ok, that was just once, but still....)
- Seeing the terrified faces of new students turn into familiar ones
- The picnic table (a future post may be dedicated to this table)
- The library -- boy will I miss that library and all its books
- My carole studdy-cubby in the library basement (Actually, this particular carole has almost always been assigned to "J. Stover" yet everyone along with me knows its really mine regardless of the name on the desk)
- Seeing the house and surrounding spots where I courted Cheryl
- Gerry Reimer -- the best faculty secretary ever
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Through Two Eyes I
Now that my wife and I have returned from our first real vacation together--Mexico!--I was looking through the pictures that we took during the trip. In an effort to have a domestic and pleasing blog, I thought I'd share the beauty of Mexico (and the process of getting there and back) with you.
Postgraduate Aspirations I
The What
Straight from my standarised research proposal: "The Valency of Verbs in Biblical Hebrew with Specific Attention to the Ambitransitive Phenomenon, Valency-changing Mechanisms and Cognate Languages." In an effort to not go back on my word from my first post regarding not spending blog time on Hebrew grammar...I will go no further on this point. Thank me.
The Where
University of Aberdeen
Harvard University
University of Chicago
Ohio State University
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Open and say "Blaaahhhg"
I started a blog to...to...well, it's better than going back to Facebook!
Fear not experience readers of my previous blogs--Hebrew grammatical topics will rarely, if ever, show up here. This is a normal blog so that those who want to know what is going on in my little family's life can know what is going on in my little family's life. :)
I will try to post as many photos as possible for the sake of those visually-oriented folk (like me!).
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