When the Body Just Doesn't Work Rightly

I'm sure that there are as many stories of this as there are people reading this (and more), but I had a moment of total frustration and confusion about the ability of my body to make the right decisions and follow sound operational strategy today. At work I was hit all at once with a feeling of extreme thirst....and extreme "have-to-pee." As I waited for an opportunity to fix both situations, I was struck by the irony and awareness that my body had just let me down in a failure of opposites. Obviously my body is not as adept at planning as it was once. I took the option to drink first and pee second...and I estimate that I drank exactly the same amount that I peed.

Thanks, body; great job working out the not-so-minor and obvious details of hydration balance today!